Slider (1987-1998) was a Shetland Sheepdog with an uncontrollable bark and an appetite for rice.
In the posts below, I hope I can bark at least half as much.
March 28, 2005
Don't chase a kite...
...if you inadvertenly let go. Especially if the kite is flying over a house, because you'll end up chasing the spool toward the house and if you don't see where you're going you'll end up crashing into the outside wall of the house.